Nowhere in the world are morons on record to have built, created or invented anything of importance. Morons are mostly famous for their moronery: disturbing the peace, harassing others, shouting insanity, arguing the indefensible, acting like fools and speaking like idiots.

And there are millions of Republicans across the country who celebrate every day to be morons, to be like morons and to follow and blindly support the Moron-In-Chief in the Oval Office. Josh Billings (stage name of the 19th-century American writer Henry Wheeler Shaw) wrote “There are two kinds of fools: those who can’t change their opinions and those who won’t”, and I muse that all fools are morons.